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Salt: a love/hate relationship.
March 19, 2008, 4:00 pm
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So, it’s well known by many that I have salt issues. Not like, it’s falling out of my ears or anything, or that I don’t like it. I like salt, I REALLY REALLY DO. I just forget to add salt.

Case in point: Egg drop soup. I always buy low sodium broth if I’m buying stock (I’m LAZY! Yeah, I know, I hate me too.) About two weeks ago I made egg drop soup and somehow neglected the salt. It tasted like crap. And I was left to wonder why. In my saltless stupor.

Deborah then swooped in and salted the soup, making it taste not bland. I was forced to admit defeat. Damn.

This leads me to wonder. Why do I neglect the salt so much? I’m a big fan of kosher salt. I like it better than granulated. (Damn you Alton Brown!) But I haven’t been using kosher salt for about two years. I just forget to buy it. Again, with me sucking at life.

This leads me to my next idea. I’ve been planning a pantry stocking set of entries, and with my salt prompting I think it’s time. So Item one on the “Well Stocked Pantry” list is: Kosher Salt (unless you need the iodine. Then you’re beat.)

One final thought: Iodized salt: They iodize salt to prevent thyroid problems. Like goiters! Fun. So if you’re going to make the switch, eat some sushi once in a while. (It has iodine too.) Yeah.


Not Tempering an Egg
February 27, 2008, 6:29 pm
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    So, you get tempering, but why did you temper that egg?

Well, it’s basically to keep from scrambling the egg in your sauce base, right? Scrambled eggs don’t belong in baked mac and cheese. Tempered eggs do.  Now, what about adding eggs to a base (maybe a chicken stock?) without tempering? That’s the basic idea behind egg drop soup. Which I love. I usually do this with noodle soup. (Those Lipton packet thingies.)  For the recipe (if you can even call it that…) you’ll need an egg (or two), a packet of noodle soup, and maybe frozen veggies at the end. Easy!

College student egg drop soup:

  • Make packet of noodle soup by recipe on box. When soup is almost done boiling/rehydrating, scramble egg in a separate bowl then pour SLOWLY into the soup pot, making sure to stir the whole time. You should get long ribbons of eggy yummyness.
  • Add frozen veggies, cook until they’re warm.
  • Eat. Out of pot if you’re me. Or too lazy to do more dishes.

So basically, that’s it. Now you have the skill, and a fake recipe to make with it! The best part about this recipe is that it’s cheap, and it has protein, and veggies.


How To Temper An Egg
February 27, 2008, 2:18 am
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Hey, the average college student doesn’t know how to do this. How do they make hollandaise sauce? It’s a mystery.

Step 1: Cut a Hole in the Box.

  • Have whatever pot of hot stuff you wish to temper the egg into ready.
  • Put egg into another bowl, scramble it.
  • Have fork/whisk and a spoon to move hot stuff with ready

Step 2: Put your junk in the box.

  • Whisk/beat egg.
  • While whisking, add small spoonfuls of the hot liquid to the egg, slowly, a little bit at a time

Step 3: Let her open the box.

  • Keep adding until you either add all the hot to the cold, or the cold is warm enough to add to the hot.
  • Continue on with your regularly scheduled recipe.

The End!