“Woz” Up?

I hate about me pages. I like bullet points. Guess what’s coming up?

I Am:

• A chick
• Italian/Polish/some other stuff
• Pessimistically Optimistic
• A HUGE LESBIAN
• Former President of the LGBT Rights group on my campus (told you!)
• Pretty damn short
• From New England
• Freakishly strong for my size
• Bitchy, moody, hyper, obnoxious, and whiny
• Lazy
• A Bio Major

I Have:

• A Mac (with a dent in it from yesterday’s brush with gravity)
• ADHD, of which I’m oddly proud of. Yes, really.
• Excessive amounts of energy. (See second bullet point)
• A girlfriend who is Jersey Trash
• A small kitchen, but a love of food.
• A large lack of free time (due to the fourth bullet point, I believe)
• Two gay cats.
• A pretty damn good life.
• One third of a house in South Philadelphia
• No Soul. I sold it to Temple University. Long Ago.
• An obsession with crew. Still.
• And an obsession with Horses. (I’ve ridden and trained for about 14 years.)
• One Living Parent (My crazy, psycho, Italian Mother. Love Her. GO MOMMA WOZ!)

I Like:

• Not Putting this list in order of most liked things
• FOOD!!!
• Biology
• Gays LGBT Rights Stuff
• My Girlfriend
• THE INTERNET
• Music
• Musical Theatre (told you I was gay.)
• My Roommates
• My Friends
• Torturing my cat(s) (One in Philly, one in CT, she lives with my Aunt…pity the cat.)
• Torturing my roommate’s cat
• Never finishing this page.