“Woz” Up?

The title of this post is pretty self explanatory, my friends made me do this. Really. Here I am, all on my lonesome caving to peer pressure. Why did they make me do this? Because they suck. Here’s the basic deal:

Most of my friends have blogs upon which they write their daily annoyances, trivial bull-shit, entertaining things, life stories, gay drama, and actual constructive stuff too. I have a livejournal, which I never update, and don’t really care about. I’m usually either too busy, or too lazy. Pick one.

So, I was sucked into the blog black whole. In passive-aggressive retaliation, I plan on making this a blog that will annoy/bore them to tears. If done right it will be one long “southern exposure moment.”  (This is a term coined by Wicki, used to describe me explaining something that bores her to tears. We were in Ikea and I was explaining the advantages of southern exposure of plants versus northern exposure. She was almost comatose. I enjoyed this.) Since I like to cook, I’m pretty obsessive about cleaning, I love books, and I’m a walking gay pride parade, guess what the main topics will be.

Realistically? I will probably never update this again. Or I will get bored some time next week. Enjoy. I suck at code, I suck at writing, I suck at actually having/wanting something to blog about. I generally won’t care too much. IT’S JUST THE INTERNET. Did I say that? Oops.

Well, insert other crap here, I’m bored already.